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me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc
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mcporno:

hit me with your best sho- OW FUCK WHAT THE HELL MAN

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unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

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gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

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here i come motherfucker

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exasperatingme:

a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:

nahshaw:

true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut

the female mind is a very strange place.

No one’s denying it

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chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

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funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

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donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

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The person who broke you can’t be the one to fix you. Remember that.

- Note to self (1/?)

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Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light.

- Turkish Proverb (via catic)